TWO GUYS PIES 760-418-5075
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TWO GUYS PIESYUCCA VALLEY, CA
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Fourteen pies. Zero skips.

The Menu

Every item name is a deep cut — pick a tab and dig in.

INDIVIDUAL 12″ · 8 SLICES LARGE 16″ · 8 SLICES
SIDE A
Coachellafest (Pepperoni Lover)
Remastered
The Boys are Still in Town with a new take on our classic favorite — double stacked extra pepperoni and extra mozzarella cheese.
IND $15.50 · LRG $19.50
Aftershock
A little piece of everything you love! Quarter Coachellafest, quarter JT Fest, quarter 4 Horsemen, quarter Lollapalooza.
IND $18.25 · LRG $23.25
Rock of Ages (Margherita)
A pie to stand the test of time. Our amped-up version of the classic Margherita, starting with Rockin' Red Sauce, fresh mozzarella balls, and fresh chopped basil.
IND $16.25 · LRG $20.25
Lollapalooza (Hawaiian)
Your headliner's got nothin' on this pizza! Rockin' Red Sauce, parmesan and shredded mozzarella, covered in pineapple and prosciutto ham.
IND $15 · LRG $19
StageCoach
Don't get lost in the swirl of BBQ and ranch as you discover our rosemary chicken, fresh pineapple, and diced red onion in the desert.
IND $16.25 · LRG $21.75
Mayhem Fest (Supreme)
This pie is truly mayhem! Rockin' Red Sauce, pepperoni, sausage, red onion, roasted peppers and artichokes, all smothered in mozzarella.
IND $17.25 · LRG $22.75
Monterey Pop
Take in the sunshine with our signature lemon pepper cream sauce, crisp broccoli, rosemary chicken, and mozzarella.
IND $15 · LRG $19
Bonnaroo
Bonnaroo (Veggie Lovers)
Red onions, black olives, portabello mushrooms, broccoli, and spinach on our Rockin' Red Sauce, covered in mozzarella.
IND $17.25 · LRG $22.75
SIDE B
JT Music Fest
JT Music Fest
Set your spirit free with this blend of mozzarella, ricotta, and parmesan, paired with Italian sausage atop our Rockin' Red Sauce and topped with fresh basil.
IND $16.75 · LRG $22.25
4 Horsemen (Cheese Lovers)
Take a ride through the winds and catch a Zaa fit for a horseman — mozzarella, ricotta, fontina and asiago melted to perfection, topped with fresh oregano.
IND $16.75 · LRG $22.25
Taste of Chaos
Taste of Chaos
Are you prepared to taste a bit of chaos? Rockin' Red Sauce, parmesan and mozzarella, honey BBQ chicken, crushed cashews (what?!), green onions, and a sriracha swirl on top.
IND $17.25 · LRG $22.75
Woodstock (Meat Lovers)
Remastered
Starts with Rockin' Red Sauce, then pepperoni, chicken, prosciutto ham, meatballs, and Italian sausage — topped in mozzarella and hit with an encore of extra mozzarella.
IND $18.25 · LRG $23.25
Desert Daze
Take a walk through the desert and find your perfect haze — house manicotti spread, portabello mushroom, jalapeños, caramelized onions, mozzarella, and a balsamic swirl.
IND $18.25 · LRG $23.25
Desert Trip (Gluten Free · Vegan)
“Oldchella” is new here at 2GP — a 100% vegan Zaa. Gluten-free crust, Love Potion #9, zucchini, artichokes, vegan mozzarella, garnished with fresh spinach and balsamic glaze.
IND $17.25
ENCORE — COMPOSE YOUR OWN
Build Your Own Pizza
Gluten-free crust available in Ind 12″ for +$1.
IND $13.25 · LRG $16.25
Sauces
Rockin' RedRoasted RedBBQLemon Pepper CreamAlfredoLove Potion #9PestoWing SauceVegan Artichoke
Gold Toppings Ind $1.35 · Lrg $1.85
BroccoliRed OnionSliced TomatoesFresh GarlicFresh PineappleJalapeñoPepperoniRoasted Black OlivesVegan PepperoniRoasted EggplantRoasted PeppersFeta CheeseRoasted ZucchiniSun Dried TomatoSpinachBasil
Platinum Toppings Ind $1.60 · Lrg $2.10
Italian SausageSalamiRosemary ChickenMeatballProsciutto HamCaramelized OnionPortabello MushroomsMozzarella BallsRoasted ArtichokesExtra CheeseBBQ ChickenBalsamic GlazeBacon
Double Platinum
Cashews Ind $2 · Lrg $3 Anchovies Ind $3 · Lrg $4
GOLD ZAAS IND $15.75 · LRG $20.25
Nattie by Nature
Love Potion #9 sauce, chopped chicken, lite mozzarella, bruschetta, fresh basil
Bröccöli Crüe
Alfredo sauce, broccoli, ricotta, pineapple, jalapeño, fresh basil
Zaakken
Rockin' Red pesto, zucchini, prosciutto ham, salami, lite mozzarella
White Zaambie
Lemon pepper cream, chicken, spinach, tomato, oregano
Weird Al-Fredo
Alfredo sauce, ricotta, pineapple, diced peppers, salami, feta
PLATINUM ZAAS IND $16.75 · LRG $22.25
Avenged SevenToppings
Roasted red sauce, mushrooms, olives, artichokes, feta, spinach, bruschetta, balsamic
Guns N’ Roasted
Roasted red sauce, sun-dried tomatoes, black olive, spinach, feta cheese
Wings. No Wings.
Wing sauce, rosemary chicken, zucchini, jalapeño, ranch swirl
Zaa For My Valentine
Pesto sauce, roma tomato, rosemary chicken, basil, feta
The Hungry Rollins Band
Rockin' Red sauce, salami, meatball, artichoke, balsamic glaze
Appetizers
Basket Case
Basket Case (Bread Basket)
Our bread balls are covered in our house Italian spice mix — the perfect starter for any ‘nimrod.’
$3.50
Love Potion No. 9
Love Potion No. 9 (Aglio e Olio)
One taste will have you hooked for life. An excellent addition to your basket case, and for dipping your pizza crust.
$2.50
Gimme 3 Steps
Gimme 3 Steps (Cheese Towers)
Gimme 3 cheeses on this tasty treat — shredded mozzarella, fresh asiago, and fontina, blended gloriously and topped with oregano. Add roni, ham, or chicken for $2 more.
$12.50
Cloud 9 (Garlic Bread)
Take me to the top with this opener — our 3-cheese house blend on homemade focaccia. You'll be screaming for an encore.
$12.50
Light My Fire (Roasted Tuscan Veggies)
Light the fire of your appetite with our signature brick-oven roasted veggies.
$10
Two Princes (Spin Doctors Dip)
This spinach and artichoke dip will have you sizzling with delight. Served with housemade bread.
$14.50
Bad to the Bone (Bone-In Chicken Wings)
Zesty bone-in, oven-baked wings sure to bring the crowd to a standing ovation. Mild, Hot, Sriracha, or Honey BBQ.
$15
Salads
‘Simple Man’
‘Simple Man’ (House Salad)
Half $5.50 · Full $11
Caesar Salad
Caesar Salad
Half $5.50 · Full $11
Soup and Salad
Choice of dressing: Ranch, Italian, Caesar, Balsamic Glaze, or Raspberry Vinaigrette.
$12
Californication (Spinach Salad)
Fresh spinach, seasonal fruits and berries, feta, red onion, and roasted peppers, topped with a light raspberry vinaigrette.
$13.75
Sunshine of Your Love
Sunshine of Your Love (Caprese Salad)
Mixed greens with fresh mozzarella balls, cherry tomatoes, sliced onion, and rosemary chicken, drizzled with balsamic glaze.
$15.95
Kids Stage includes a canned beverage & ice cream · ages 12 & under
School of Rock (Cheese or Pepperoni Pizza)
$9
Rolling Stone (Spaghetti and 1 Meatball)
$9
Sandwiches
All sandwiches come with a small house salad or fresh fruit (add $2 for cup of soup). Choice of 9″ hoagie or homemade focaccia.
Dear Rosemary
Dear Rosemary (Rosemary Chicken Sandwich)
Fresh baked focaccia with mixed greens, roasted zucchini, parmesan, mozzarella, fresh bruschetta, and a hint of pesto.
$13.25
Purple Haze (Roasted Eggplant Sandwich)
Rockin' Red Sauce, freshly baked eggplant, roasted peppers, and shredded mozzarella.
$13.25
Eruption (Meatball Sandwich)
Classic meatballs tossed in Rockin' Red Sauce with shredded mozzarella.
$13.25
Just “Go With the Flow” (Sausage and Peppers Sandwich)
Sweet Italian sausage, roasted peppers, and shredded mozzarella.
$13.25
Fold N’ Roll
Gigantour
Gigantour (Calzone)
This behemoth surely steals the show — choose any two toppings, paired with ricotta and mozzarella, smothered in Rockin' Red Sauce with parmesan and basil.
$15.50
The Big Four
The Big Four (Stromboli)
Ready to up the ante? Pick any four toppings, packed into our dough with mozzarella and Rockin' Red Sauce.
$15.50
Tiny Dancer
Tiny Dancer (Vegetable Torta)
Packed with roasted artichokes, garlic, eggplant, peppers, broccoli, and zucchini. Add chicken for an added price.
$11.50
Additional toppings added at additional cost.
Sides
2 Meatballs with Sauce
$8
Rosemary Chicken
$5.75
Rockin’ / Roasted Red Sauce
$3.50
Cup of Soup
$5.50
Seasonal Fruit
$4

This is it — your moment to shine. The stage is set. Create the pasta bowl of your dreams.

Includes Choice of House or Caesar Salad
$12
ACT I
Choose Your Pasta
SpaghettiFettucciniPenne
ACT II
Choose Your Sauce
Rockin' Red SauceAlfredoLemon Pepper CreamPestoLove Potion #9 (Aglio e Olio)Vegan Artichoke Garlic Sauce
ACT III
Add a Topping
Homemade MeatballsItalian SausageRosemary ChickenRoasted Mixed Veggies
Each topping add-on is $4.50.
Heavenly Desserts
Cannoli
Cannoli
A little red Corvette couldn't get you here fast enough. Homemade cannoli cream, authentic Italian shells, covered in chocolate chips. Limited daily supply.
$5.50
Pie Guys Mini Cannoli
$2
The Morrison
The Morrison (Chocolate Torta)
Break on through at the end of your meal — five to one, when the music's over, you'll love this dessert two times. Add vanilla ice cream and/or mixed berries, $0.99 each.
$6
Billie Holiday (Cheesecake)
Sit back, relax, and enjoy some easy living with this light and creamy cheesecake. Choose raspberry, chocolate, or caramel drizzle.
$4.50
The Joplin (Tiramisu)
Have a seat and take a little piece of my heart with this freshly made, light and creamy tiramisu.
$6.50
The Hendrix (Cinnamon Balls)
Are you experienced enough to go for it with these delicious cinnamon sugar treats?
$6.50
Lunch Specials all week, 11am–4pm

Slice choices: cheese, pepperoni, or the monthly specialty Tesla Slice.

$10
Two slices & one canned beverage
$10
One slice, small salad (house or Caesar) & one canned beverage
$4.75
Single slice
Slices available until 4pm every day.
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